We Are DUKS!
History of the Duks
The earliest duks, the very first duks, were the ones who competed against early humans, like Homo Habilis, and Homo Neanderthalensis. Over time, the duks disappeared and mysteriously appeared much, much later. September 8th, 2018 is the estimated date of when the new age of duks had started. The ancient duks have been fossilized and preserved while the new duks today have probably been evolved over a course of millions of years.
Jeff
"It's been a while, isn't it?"
Money
"I love redwood trees"
Fatty
"My name is Carlos Lopez. I own 124 cars and I live in 80192 Quackington Boulevard. I am currently the richest duk in my country, and I have the biggest car collection on earth."
Fatto
"I'm Richard Williams, nice to meet you."
Random Scientist
"It's about time."
Mr. Scientist
"IT'S ALIVE!"
Nickel
"Hey Bennie, want an egg?"
Bennie
"Hello I'm Bennie and my least favorite food is eggs."
Termaduk
"Jack's the name. I starred in the movie Cyborg!"
Penguino
"Anyone have salmon that I could take a bite out of"
Random Duk
"Where am I"
Mittens
"hmmm, the bread needs a little more salt."
Artist
"Baguette"
Agent Duk
"혹시 내가 먹을 수 있는 양배추 좀 있는 사람 있어?"
Randy
"Yum, I like tacos"
Deputy Duk
"Stop right there, thief!"
Special Duks
Crackers
"I love money"
Nightmare Fatty
"HUNGRY"
Zombie Duk
"Brains"
Gramps
"Howdy there buddy"